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Food - should we eat more? (bit long sorry)?
In the beginning God covered the earth with broccoli, cauliflower >and spinach, with green, long and healthy lives. Then using God's bountiful gifts, Satan created Dairy Ice Cream and Magnums. And Satan said "You want hot fudge with that? And Man said "Yes!" And Woman said "I'll have one too with chocolate chips". And lo, they gained 10 pounds. And God created the healthy yoghurt that Woman might keep the figure that Man found so fair. And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat and sugar from the cane and combined them. And Woman went from size 12 to size 14. So God said "Try my fresh green salad". And Satan presented Blue Cheese dressing and garlic croutons on the side. And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast. God then said "I have sent you healthy vegetables and olive oil in which to cook them". And Satan brought forth deep fried coconut king prawns, butter-dipped lobster chunks and chicken fried steak, so big it needed its own platter. And Man's cholesterol went through the roof. Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming with potassium and good nutrition. Then Satan peeled off the healthy skin and sliced the starchy centre into chips and deep fried them in animal fats adding copious quantities of salt. And Man put on more pounds. God then brought forth running shoes so that his Children might lose those extra pounds. And Satan came forth with a cable TV with remote control so Man would not have to toil changing the channels. And Man and Woman laughed and cried before the flickering light and started wearing stretch jogging suits. Then God gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and still satisfy his appetite. And Satan created McDonalds and the 99p double cheeseburger. Then Satan said "You want fries with that?" and Man replied "Yes, And supersize 'em". And Satan said "It is good." And Man and Woman went into cardiac arrest. God sighed ......... and created quadruple by-pass surgery . And then Satan chuckled and created the National Health Service. THE FINAL WORD ON >NUTRITION After an exhaustive review of the research literature, here's the final word on nutrition and health.: 1. Japanese eat very little fat and >suffer fewer heart attacks than us. 2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us. 3. Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us .4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us. 5. Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than us. CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
Public Comments
- So what are you trying to say? Was that a joke? It seemed a bit home made.
- <GRIN> Apparently so! --That Cheeky Lad
- a bit more than bit......
- that's cute :)
- Where do u get real good garlic croutons.
- I choose you for "best question" and that is worth 100 Y*A points , I think ???
- funny, I'm in the U.S. but I get the point, if I were out there I think I'd like it even more.
- What you are referring to as Satan, is actually a big "dysfunction" inherited by the human mind. You may be able to guess the ultimate consequences of such dysfunction, unless proper controls are put in place, by responsible organizations and/or individuals.
- love the conclusion..........hahahaha.
- good 1 pmsl 10/10
- is it a joke? but hi man, thanks you are doing something right here. but i just fell sad for these people.
- IS TUREEEEEEEEEEE BLUE
- that is soooooo funny
- Two point gaming, thanks. Please do not report. Please feel free to email me. http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AuHAr5s0.U5fwk15K9q4woAgBgx.?qid=20070128083040AA8c2UN
- loved it!! thanx
