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i know its NOT terribly hilarious.... but still...?

Once upon a time in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: " Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so. " That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on lightly sauteed frog legs face seasoned in a white wine and onion crseasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled and thought to herself: "I don't freakin think so!!" hi h... WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROB?????

Public Comments

  1. well its not that funny at first but it start to get funny towards the end
  2. I love it one of my girls sent it to me in an email a few months ago
  3. LOL!!!
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