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joke about a frog?
Once upon a time In a land far away, A beautiful, independent, Self-assured princess Happened upon a frog as she sat Contemplating ecological issues On the shores of an unpolluted pond In a verdant meadow near her castle. ~~~~~~~~ The frog hopped into the princess' lap And said: " Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, Until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. ~~~~~~~~ One kiss from you, however, And I will turn back Into the dapper, young prince that I am And then, my sweet, we can marry ~~~~~~~~ And set up housekeeping in your castle ~~~~~~~~ With my mother, ~~~~~~~~ Where you can prepare my meals, ~~~~~~~~ Clean my clothes, bear my children, ~~~~~~~~ And forever feel Grateful and happy doing so. " ~~ ~~~~~~ That night, ~~~~~~~~ As the princess dined sumptuously ~~~~~~~~ On lightly sautåd frog legs ~~~~~~~~ Seasoned in a white wine ~~~~~~~ And onion cream sauce, ~~~~~~~~ She chuckled and thought to herself: I DONT F#####G THINK SO!!!
Public Comments
- yeah it's old but it's pretty good
- I love this one. I first heard this about a year ago. Very funny. ;)
- Hahahaha thats the funniest joke on here so far
- Now why didn't I think of that before I said I do.
- I feel that way about someone just at the moment.
- nice twist. women, even in fairy tales, deserve better.
- How cute, lol. I never heard that one before! I know a frog like that one! (**Gets out "Froggie Cook Book"**)
- just ok. bit sexist
- funny
- hahahahahhehehehehe Good for her. And a star for you.
- Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! That was so cruelly funny…Nah! I guess the blighter deserved it! LMAO!!!
- funny haha.
- I am glad this old one amuses you.......
