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for women everywhere xxx lol xx?
Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. The frog hopped into the Princess' lap and said, "Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome Prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young Prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and setup housekeeping in yon castle with my Mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so." That night, on a repast of lightly sauteed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled to herself and thought...............I don't ******* think so.
Public Comments
- Oh I like that I do... ;-) ...have a star!
- love it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Dont blame her for turning down his kind invitation but you wouldn't catch me eating the slimy little sucker.
- I Like it!
- very good.
- very clever ha ha ha
- Oh MY God! Outrageously Funny… Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Moral of the story: "When you are a frog! Stick to croaking!!!"
- Ha Ha Ha have a star matey
- this is getting better. lol
- Princess Crystal, My fair Damsel, Your words of truth have smote me! Please don't cook my legs! I will wash the clothes by yon stream, collect the webs from yon castle, gather flower by yon lush meadow for your table, your hair and to float upon the waters of your bath. did i ask to please not cook my legs yet? if not please dont! I will throw mother from yon window, Prepare you a feast fit for a lovely and elegant lady as yourself! we can always adopt and please dont cook my legs! Love, Prince Kiphyn
