Wine Information
The wine list?
Wal-Mart announced that they will soon be offering customers a new discount item: Wal-Mart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of California, to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2-5 range. Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Wal-Mart brand into their shopping carts, but "there is a market for cheap wine", said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing. She continued, "But the right name is important." Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name for the Wal-Mart brand. The top surveyed names in popularity are: 10. Chateau Traileur Parc 9. White Trashfindel 8.Big Red Gulp 7. World Championship Riesling 6. NASCARbernet 5. Chef Boyardeaux 4. Peanut Noir 3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar! 2. Grape Expectations And the number 1 name for Wal-Mart Wine... 1. Nasti Spumante According to Micken, "The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with either white meat (Possum) or red meat (Squirrel).
Public Comments
- funny-ish
- getting better
- very good I will pass that one on to Tesco to see what they come up with.
- LOL hilarious
- What about Redneck Chablis. Here's your sign.
- Pmsl I think they should name it Nasti Spumante....thx for the laugh Jim keep em coming my friend starred!
- Well I'll just stick to beer!! lol ♥
- Jeeze, funny. thanx
- At last!!! wine in America that costs the same as in France! 11. Boxing Champagneship (in a box).
- I don,t wait this long in the fecken check-out Queue pal.
- Being a Brit, I take it Wal-Mart is a cheep dive of a place.
- ha ha ha funny thanks for a laugh
- I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar! Pmsl!!!!!!
- Great joke thanks
- heheheheheh! i must admit, that made me smile!
- ha ha ha do you think all these up? I love the can't believe it's not vinegar and the nasti spumante, absolutely wicked!! starred*
- hahahaha!!! excellent lol thanks for the laugh.
