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Joke ~ One kiss from you?

This fairytale should be read to all little girls by the age of 4 and re-read over and over from the age of 4 -100 :) Once upon a time in a land far away, a beautiful independent, self-assured princess came upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. The frog hopped in the princess' lap and said, "Elegant lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell on me. One kiss from you however, and I will turn back into a dapper young prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel grateful and happy doing so."...... That night, as the princess dined sumptuously, on lightly sautied frog legs, seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled and thought to herself.....I don't feckin' think so!" ;)

Public Comments

1. hahaha.
2. i need to tell that one to my girls. thanx!!
3. Is this not what all women do?
4. lol x
5. Frogs' beware...hahaha!
6. hahaha. thats right!
7. Hmm,do pwa.
8. LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! butthole
9. Lmao! Brilliant..have a star!
10. Ha ha ha. Next time I have 'Toad in the Hole' I will remember this.
11. Hhahahahaaaaa.......you feminist....lmfao
12. haha that is really 'froggin' funny' lmao
13. Lmao awesome! starred!
14. I love it! You go girl!
15. Funny! 100!
16. Deserve 7 Stars...........
17. Very funny thanks for sharing.
18. Nice one thanks
19. yeowwww!! equal rights for women! hee hee
20. ha ha ha funny thanks for a laugh
21. Love it lol.