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No Offence to all yaz WOMEN out there..Meant as a joke...LOL?

1. Nigella's Way Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice-cream drips . The Real Woman's Way Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Goodness sake. You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway. 2. Nigella's Way To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes. The Real Woman's Way Buy Smash and keep it in the cupboard for up to a year. 3. Nigella's Way When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking tin, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake. The Real Woman's Way Tescos' sell cakes. They even do decorated versions. 4. Nigella's Way If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a potato slice. The Real Woman's Way If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that's tough!. Please recite with me the Real Woman's motto: "I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes." 5. Nigella's Way Wrap celery in aluminium foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks The Real Woman's Way It could keep forever. Who eats it? 6. Nigella's Way Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away. The Real Woman's Way Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and drop it in 8 ounces of vodka Drink the vodka. You might still have the headache, but you won't care! 7. Nigella's Way If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy. The Real Woman's Way Why do I have a man? 8. Nigella's Way Freeze leftover wine into ice cubes for future use in casseroles The Real Woman's Way left over wine???? Helllloooo Nigella is Nigell ,a man ,so it seemed best to say Nigella cause of the grumps out there that would have given me a roasting and called me A,M,S,P LOL..And it worked cause nearly all of you liked it..Thanks for all the GOOD answers..Best Regards

Public Comments

1. LOL...helloooo!
2. ok...what is your point? just asking.
3. LOoOoOoOoOL..... but who is nigella??
4. lol
5. Love the last one!!!
6. lol actually got a laugh out of a few
7. your bad!!!!!! LOL
8. I love it how do you know me so well !!!!!!!!!!!
9. What was the point of all this?? There are only like two funny ones..and who the heck is nigella?!?!?!?!!!
10. It's really good.
11. hahahaha!!! excellent lol thanks for the laugh.
12. lol this was totally funny
13. lol a woman but i found that bloody funny!
14. LMAO...star 4 you ;o)
15. i llove the last one!
16. excellent ha ha ha ,,,
17. Great joke thanks
18. hahaha! that is very good! but...please tell me, who is Nigella?
19. Very amusing. Very true, too. Thanks for making me laugh today.
20. Ha ha ha.!!! Very good so 10/10.!!! Got me smiling.!!! Cheers.!!
21. Luv it!!!
22. I like #1
23. hey nice tips..i like it..whos nigella,??? lol is it a book..im gonna take them tips on board..hehehe paula x